And you’re content. I can’t say you’re cool. You’re not.
Not that I’m an arbiter of cool. But it’s widely recognized that your email is not. And it’s dragging you down.
Yet you’re content. I admire that. I don’t see how you can be: you still have an AOL email. But I admire that you’ve gotten there.
Me? I wouldn’t be able to keep food down.
Your friends want you to know, but we’re worried you might get defensive.
“It’s only email.”
“How many ’email programs’ have figured prominently in a Tom Hanks movie?”
AOL is still dragging you down. It’s dragging you down so hard that it’s taking me with you. I can’t keep food down.
Your parents love you unconditionally.
It’s your friends who want to tell you: get rid of your AOL email.